One girl and one boy is just not enough.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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