Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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