I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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