You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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