I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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