But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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