Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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