it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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