He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Your shirt... Was in my pants
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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