we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Randomize
