I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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