Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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