I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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