Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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