We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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