I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
