I'll bet she douches with gravy.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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