I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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