no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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