I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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