I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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