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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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