He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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