i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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