You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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