I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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