at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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