I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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