just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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