what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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