i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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