If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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