like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
we should paint friendship bongs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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