It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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