she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
