Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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