Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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