gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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