And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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