So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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