i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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