woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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