Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Randomize
