I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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