Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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