So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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