just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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