Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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