margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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