Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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