Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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