How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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