I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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