my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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