we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
as a side note pls kill me
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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