Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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